What Is This Website?
Dear About To Be Pissed Off Person,
Does this sound like you?
- You’re fat and out of shape… but in a politically correct way?
- Your friends are losers… but they help your self esteem?
- You couldn’t attract the opposite sex if the world was a strip club and you had a wallet full of hundred dollar bills?
- Your relationship is missing that one key ingredient… happiness?
- You’re STILL POOR… though the next scheme is a sure thing?
- Your life could be made into a movie… it’d just be more depressing than Schindler’s List… and a lot more boring?
If any of these statements ring true you’ve come to the right place…
Why?
Because this is the first self improvement source that tells it like it is.
If you’re tired of “self improvement gurus” promising you a wonderful and exciting life filled with money, sex, and happiness… but your life never gets any better…
I’m here to help!
In my own warped little way…
Seriously…
Because even though I’ve already called you fat, poor, and boring (just to summarise) there is actually a point to it.
I believe that everyone can have all the success they want in life. I believe we’re all entitled to be rich, get laid, and live the life of rainbows and jellybeans we desire.
The only thing stopping us…
… Is ourselves!
So in case you haven’t made the connection yet… when I say “idiot proof your life” I mean stop getting your dumb ass in the way of your success.
And that’s what this website is all about… removing your “inner idiot” so you can live the life you always dreamed of.
Now if you’re feeling like running off to tattle on the big, bad, scary man on the internet who called you fat… just piss off now.
But if you really want to change your life by actually taking action that doesn’t involve telling the mirror how cool you are or having a nice group cuddle… you might want to stick around for the ride.
At the end of the day I really don’t care if you improve your life or not… because it really has nothing to do with me.
It’s all about you and the actions you take in YOUR life.
I’m just a recovering self improvement junkie who learnt the “big secret” to having a great life. I actually did the shit to make it great.
I don’t mean understanding that you need to take action. And I don’t mean planning to take action when things calm down a little. I mean getting off your big butt and doing something NOW!
And if you think my little honesty infused rants could help your life… stick around.
Chuck your name and email in the box to subscribe… or go back to chanting positive affirmations… I really don’t give a damn…
Tyler